A boy and his mother

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A boy stole N500 from his mother's purse, the mother caught him and gave him serious beating.
The mother held the boy's ear and asked him.
Do you know where stealing will take you to? Surprisingly the boy said Yes, the mother shockingly asked him where?
The boy said"National Assembly Abuja".....!!!!!

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