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Joke of the day A beer company was hiring a taster, Someone to taste the beers before they are taken for selling. So they placed adverts and one afternoon, my father walked into the manager's office asking to be employed. The manager tried to figure out how he could drive him away but couldn't come up with an idea, so he decided to give him a trial. He ordered his secretary to give him a glass of wine 🍷  He took a sip and said, "It's Red wine, Varietal, three years old, grown on rift valley, matured in steel containers." "That's correct!" The manager exclaimed, "Well give him another one let's see." So he was given.  He took a sip again and said, "It's Guinness, a combination of barley, roast malt extract, and brewers yeast brewed around Thika road in Nairobi, Kenya 2 years ago"  "Incredible!" said the manager. Now the manager went closer to the secretary and whispered to her saying, "Go get some of your ur

        Monday Ubani By Emmanuel Okogba Human Rights Lawyer, Dr. Monday Ubani has said that the reintroduction of the old N200 notes into the Nigerian economy by President Muhammadu Buhari is an overruling of the Supreme Court order that says old notes remain a legal tender. The President in an address on Thursday ordered the CBN to recirculate the old N200 until April 10 while the old N500 and N1000 notes will no longer be accepted by Deposit Money Banks. Ubani who was a guest on Channels Television’s  The 2023 Verdict  said the development was a bad precedent and shows the level of respect the current administration has for court orders. He said, “There was an interim order which says there should be a stay of action until all grievances are looked at because unfortunately many other states are joining the suit, and the Supreme Court saw the wisdom in giving room for other parties to join so that there will proper parties before it before going ahead to look at the issues

Source: University of Hamburg data 2,360: Coronavirus 69,602: Common cold 140,584: Malaria 153,696: Suicide 193,479: Road accidents 240,950: HIV loss 358,471: Alcohol 716,498: Smoking 1,177,141: Cancer Then do you think Corona is dangerous?  Or is the purpose of the media campaign to settle the trade war between China and America or to reduce financial markets to prepare the stage of financial markets for mergers and acquisitions or to sell US Treasury bonds to cover the fiscal deficit in them or is it a Panic created by Pharma companies to sell their products like sanitizer, masks, medicine etc. Do not Panic & don't kill yourself with unecessary fear: I am posting this to balance your newsfeed from posts that caused fear and panic.  82,000 entple are sick with Coronavirus at the moment, of which 17,000 are in China, with a population of over 1.1 billion people.This means that if you are not in or haven't recently visited China, this should eliminate 94% of your concern. If

The management of Osun State University in a memo exclusively received by Olofofo Uniosun, has shutdown the six campuses of the institution. “In line with the directives of the Federal Government, State Government of Osun and the National Universities Commission that all Schools are to be shut down in order to curtail the spread of Corona Virus in Nigeria, the Senate of the Osun State University, Osogbo, has recently announced the closure of the University with effect from Monday, 23rd March 2020. The decision of the University’s Senate held on the closure of the University as directed by the Government stated that all students of the University must leave the premises of the University to stay in their various homes to avoid the spread of the dangerous disease. Hence, students are expected to leave the University premises beginning from Monday, 23rd March 2020 and stay in their homes until a month from now. We hereby advise all parents and guardians of our students to ensu

Xenophobic attacks on Nigerians at South Africa has become a depricable offence... President Muhammadu Buhari was said to have sent the minister of foreign affairs (Geoffrey Oyeama) on a peace mission to the South African High commissioner inviting him to Nigeria... Mean while, all lagocians have engaged on a riot demanding that all South Africa shop rite in Nigeria should be shot down within 7days... As said before "Ghana must go", Nigerians are saying again that all South Africa citizens in Nigeria must go for the have beaten more than what they can chew... From my experience, I wonder if Nigeria has a government as many of our citizens brought from Europe and other western world have been kwagmatized... Many of our citizens brought as a result of deportation from the western world are either sick or mad as a result of the injection they were given thereby Jeopardizing the life of our innocent youths yet, the government seemed to be unconcerned... This same issue h

✳ President -North. ✳ Senate President -North ✳ Chief of Staff - North. ✳ SGF--North. ✳ INEC Chairman - North. ✳ Chief Justice of federation - North. ✳ President Court of Appeal - North. ✳ EFCC Chairman - North. ✳ President Federal high court - North. ✳ National Security Adviser - North. Inspector General of Police - North ✳ Chief of Army Staff - North. ✳ Chief of Air Staff - North. ✳ Controller, Customs Service - North. ✳ Defence Minister-North. ✳ MD Port Authority- North. ✳ MD NDIC - North ✳ Controller Prison Services - North. ✳Controller of Immigration -North. ✳Controller of Fire Service North. ✳Highest looter North. ✳ Richest man in Africa - North. ✳ 85% of Petroleum Marketers in Nigeria - Northerners. ✳ 80% of Oil Block Owners in Nigeria - Northerners. ✳ 99% of beggars in Nigeria - Northerners ✳ 99.9% of almajiris - North. ✳ Highest rate of child marriage - North. ✳Boko Haram - North. ✳Fulani herdsmen militia Terrorising Ni

If you have not already heard , let me tell you about the Federal Government’ s latest quarrel with Multichoice and its show , Big Brother Naija . I am not a fan of the show and do not follow the events in the house but being on social media potentially exposes you to discussions around key moments in the show . The highlights and talking points typically revolve around sexual tension , actual sex under the sheets ( that may or may not be denied afterwards by the actors ), near fights, quarrels , backbiting , treachery , conspiracy theories, allegations that Ebuka , the anchor , is hiding a previous relationship with a housemate , etc . Ebuka has been lucky though, no one has accused him of being gay . They have not added that ‘ jara ’ . Okay , back to the matter. Otunba Segun Runsewe recently protested that “ what is going on at the Big Brother Naija house is terrible especially with the love affairs scenes … a new Big Brother Naija is on its way coming and we are working with Start